IF YOU TREATED YOUR FRIENDS THE WAY YOU TREATED YOUR FAMILY MEMBERS, YOU WOULDN'T HAVE VERY MANY FRIENDS LEFT, WOULD YOU? JUST. PLAIN. SAD.

HUMAN BEINGS ARE ADAPTATION EXECUTERS, NOT FITNESS MAXIMIZERS.

IT MAY SEEM LIKE A DIFFICULT TASK, BUT IT IS IN FACT POSSIBLE TO GET VEGETARIAN FOOD AT WENDY'S... AND SO WORTH IT.... ALSO, EVERYONE NEEDS A GOOD MALE ROLE MODEL AND A MARMOSET.

IT MAY SEEM LIKE A DIFFICULT TASK, BUT IT IS IN FACT POSSIBLE TO GET VEGETARIAN FOOD AT WENDY'S... AND SO WORTH IT.... ALSO, EVERYONE NEEDS A GOOD MALE ROLE MODEL AND A MARMOSET.

SOMETIMES, YOU JUST HAVE TO ASK YOURSELF: "WHO IS JOHN GALT?"

SOMETIMES, YOU JUST NEED A BREAK FROM SCHOOL TO WATCH AN AMAZING MOVIE IN SALT LAKE CITY, EAT GREAT FOOD, AND LAUGH WITH YOUR BROTHERS.

I FEEL THAT I'M BEING STRETCHED SO THIN AND SO FAR TO COVER EVERY SINGLE BASE THAT I'M GOING TO JUST POP.

BEAT ME, HATE ME, YOU CAN NEVER BREAK ME.
WILL ME, THRILL ME, YOU CAN NEVER KILL ME.
JEW ME, SUE ME, EVERYBODY DO ME.
KICK MY, KIKE ME, DON'T YOU BLACK OR WHITE ME.

SOME DAYS YOU FEEL LIKE CAPTURING EVERY MOMENT, EVER CONVERSATION, AND PUTTING IT IN A JAR SO THAT YOU COULD HOLD ON TO IT FOREVER.

I MAY HAVE TO WAKE UP BRIGHT AND EARLY TOMORROW, AND I MAY HAVE JUST SPENT HOURS JUST CHILLIN' WITH MY PREGNANT AND AWESOME COUSIN STEPHANNIE UNTIL THE WEE HOURS, BUT IT WAS TOTALLY WORTH IT.

AND P.S: TODAY WAS THE FIRST DAY *EVER* WHERE "VALENTINE'S DAY" WAS REALLY "SINGLES' AWARENESS DAY" FOR ME IN MY ENTIRE LIFE; THIS IS SAD.

IT'S ALWAYS NICE WHEN YOU CAN TAKE SOME TIME OFF AND JUST DECIDE TO CATCH A MOVIE WITH THE PEOPLE YOU LOVE.

I AM HE, AS YOU ARE HE, AS YOU ARE ME, AND WE ARE ALL TOGETHER.

BIRTHDAYS HAVE BEEN SCIENTIFICALLY PROVEN TO BE GOOD FOR YOU; THE MORE YOU HAVE, THE LONGER YOU LIVE.

SINCE IT FEELS GREAT TO LOVE SOMEONE, AND IT FEELS GREAT TO BE LOVED, AND NEITHER PARTY IS HURT IN THIS SITUATION... WHY DON'T WE ALL JUST LOVE EVERYONE AROUND US?

This is more than a sentence, I'll just say now... So, whatever.

JACKIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
AND GOD BLESS YOU THIS DAY
YOU GAVE ME THE GIFT OF A LITTLE SISTER
AND I'M PROUD OF YOU TODAY

JACKIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACKIE
JACKIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACKIE

I WISH YOU LOVE AND GOODWILL
I WISH YOU PRAISE AND JOY
I WISH YOU BETTER THAN YOUR HEART'S DESIRES
AND YOUR FIRST KISS FROM A BOY

JACKIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACKIE
JACKIE, IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, JACKIE

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

THE ONLY REAL GOAL IN LIFE IS TO LOVE AND BE LOVED AND ENJOY HAPPINESS... "ESPECIALLY WITH, UH, PARSLEY!!!"

LIFE HAS MANY CURVEBALLS, BUT, WHAT'S MOST IMPORTANT, IS LEARNING HOW TO DODGE THEM AND USE THEM TO MAKE YOU A BETTER PLAYER.

MY WHOLE LIFE I'VE FELT LIKE 80+ YEARS SEEMED LIKE PLENTY TO LIVE, BUT RIGHT NOW, IN THIS MOMENT, I FEEL LIKE I'M JUST STANDING STILL, CAUGHT UP IN EVERY MOMENT, BUT MISSING MY WHOLE LIFE ENTIRELY... IT'S ALL SLIPPING THROUGH MY FINGERS.